Satyr Thread Short: Anon and Celestia

"Hey, Celly, can I have a word with you?"
>Your wife looks up at you from her book before marking her page and setting it down on her bedside table.
>"What is it, sweetie?"
>You shrug, not quite sure how to broach the subject.
"It's Radiance... You know how he... That is to say, aren't you concerned how he's never really had any real marefriends, or even shown any real interest in girls at all if you discount that one maid and that other satyr that visits now and then? I mean he's always so caught up in his studies and all, it's just not natural for a boy of his age. Doesn't it concern you?"
>"Not at all, dear. Personally I always thought he and Dawn would make a great-"
>She stops herself mid-sentence when she sees your frown.
>"You still haven't reconsidered?"
>You shake your head.
>"But, sweetheart, marrying within your own close family used to be entirely acceptable when Luna and I were foals. Why, even our own parents were related. Besides, it's believed that the first Alicorns only came about as a result of generations of inbreeding amongst the nobility."
>You roll your eyes.
"I guess it's just a miracle that neither you nor your sister have webbed hooves or an extra pair of chromosomes. In any case, I never should have let you read those books from my home."
>"But, sweetheart-"
"No buts! Radiance is already mortified enough that you chose 'Targaryen' as his middle name. No wonder he never uses it."